Nothing like a Celt
Tenacious
Jew with a drinking problem
Aryan too
Long headed, round headed
As you like
Lanky redheaded
Castoff of Europe
Caesar’s pet project:
Exterminandi eos omnes!
But no beef with Italians
Angles or Jutes
To tend his mere lea
That’s all he asks:
Famine, potatoes
Bards by the bushel
Crystal green dreams
Of freedom a-brewin
Beer & blarney
On Saturday nights
Canton his spirit
Words overflow
Schizophrenic pandemic
Wards on the brink
Nixon, Kennedy
Next off the boat
One too handsome
& Marilyn Monroe
Aryan assassin
Wracks his bolt
A new Dying Gaul
For public display
Too white for Jews
Make him more black
And if he objects
Mongrel him out.
